Conan Stevens in Prague, with the boys

Here we relax after a hard day of drinking with a few beers, Here we have James (perpetual traveller) lawton, Rob Greenthumb, Conan, Rob and some asshole American who threatened to drink us all under the table.

OK Mr Yank, you are welcome to join us. After 2 pints he starts to slur and is obviously drunk, we force him to stay and pay for the next round, he gets 1/2 way through this beer and starts to talk about little girls. I laugh and joke, yeah I like short girls too, in fact I don't have much choice they are all short for me.

Then he emphasises, little girls. Dead silence. We stare at him, he gets the idea and leaves quickly. A little later that night I see him again at our hotel, I talk to him, he is an asshole.

So I punch him in the face, slap him around like a bitch and drag him and his backpack out into the street, first I throw him into the gutter, then I throw his backpack on top of him with a stern warning to not come back.

Having fun is one thing, fiddling with kids is another. Hope he dies.