Google: Adult Sites Banned But Adult Google Ads OK

Hypocrisy runs rife in Adult Google Policies.

"Adult sites" such as Mango Sauce the Thailand Lad-Mag wherein the webmaster mentioned, in passing, Ping Pong shows at Pat Pong - are getting banned from Google Adsense.

I was even warned (as in told Dictatorship style) to take down an article in which I pointed out that a billboard ad in the Japanese quarter looked more like a Bukkake picture than anything to do with mobile phones - which is what was supposed to being sold). 

Yet Google is placing blatently Adult ads on PG13 and G rated websites, look inside to see what trash they put next to my photo, a f'n Male Douche... 

 ... Now I am not for censorship but being an Aussie I do believe in a fair go.

Adult Google For Us, Kiddie Google For You 

And a fair go does not mean one set of rules for me and another set of rules for you.

Here below is a screen capture from Big Don over at www.bigdonsboys.com where it can plainly be seen to have a Adult Gay Male Douche advertisement presented from Google Adsense.

So mentioning Ping Pong balls (that are commonly known to be shot from female sex organs at Pat Pong) is not OK, but advertising a male douche, hose to stick up your bum to "Cleanse & Refresh with confidence"  is OK 

 

Now the part I really dislike is that my photo is just below - I look like the ad's model. It's bad enough I do Gimp mask fashion photo shoots, but anal cleansers - no thankyou - and especially without pay!

With any luck this article on Male Douches will attract enough relevant keywords and I'll get an image advert of the Douche - so if you see anyhing  weird advertised on this page you'll know why.

Male Douche (yes I am keyword spamming in this case).

So in one case, Adult Google is happy with taking money and running adult adsense advertisements but for me to write something on my blog not even 1/2 as offensive as their ads results in a quick swift do it again and we'll terminate your account without notice. Yes Adult Google is really Big Brother Google, do as we say, not as we do.

So I have to question where is the male douche really? Sitting in the Googleplex HQ sending out these rather blunt and two faced notices.

Fair go guys, lets have one policy that we can all abide by, but wait it gets even worse... 

PS. Big Don informs me that things are even worse than this:

Some of the advertisers are very "adult content."  The worst was "rainy city jacks" some seattle washington gay jack off group. Yuk!

So I cannot mention the word for group orgasming but they can advertise gay masturbation groups. Adult google - not happy.