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Contacting Conan And Gay Mail

Tuesday, 28 November 2006

I get people emailing me quite often from this site, mostly it is the same, and they wonder why I do not want to talk to them for long.

Here let me give you an example... 

Fan e-Mail: Hi, I like you. I want to chat with you, do you have MSN?

Conan: Can you tell me about yourself first and why you want to chat?

Fan e-mail: My MSN is This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it , I like your website, where are you from and how old are you?

Conan: If you read my website then you would know where I am from and how old I am. I do not want to chat with random strangers, could you introduce yourself and tell me a little about yourself, work, etc

Fan e-mail: My name is Steffi, I live in Germany I like kickboxing, aerobics and going to the gym

Conan: So are you male or female? Do you have a photo? Give me more details. You have read my site, everything about me is there, it would be polite if you introduced yourself to me first.

Fan e-mail: You can chat with me on MSN

Conan: Why would I? It seems like I am having a one way conversation, you obvious have problems reading or understanding the basic premise of conversation. Even on chat lines the opening statement is A/S/L? You have not even given that. I do not think I will bother to talk with you, thanks. 

And then I delete everything from that person from then on.

This is not once or twice it is once or twice a week, and as my site grows I get more mail like this, or worse, next time an idiot gay male sends me photos of his bare ass I will post them on the web with his email address AND his face - on a straight site.

Now for those out there taking offense that I call this guy an idiot gay, I did not say all gays are idiots, I said this gay guy was an idiot. I have mant gay friends and I could not care less if they were gay, straight, bi, or abstaining

Anyway this gay guy got it in his head somehow that I would possibly be interested in him and more surprising that I would be interested in photos of his bare ass, I politely declined then the retard continued with badgering me after I sent a polite but sarcastic comment. Next time I get one of these I am going to open a "Hall Of Shame" and post the fools photo with face up for all to see.

I have absolutely no problem with gay guys or any other sexual preferrence, but I do object to having someone elses sexuality thrust upon me. How about I come around to your place and strap you down while I get Mormons to talk to you about God for 4 hours. (I previously lived with a Mormon and I respect their views. They have many very good teachings). I don't push my religious beliefs and I don't expect anyone else to either (George Bush are you listening?), this goes doube for my sexual preferrences / beliefs.

And NO I do not have to try gay sex to decide whether I like it or not. That is the dumbest argument ever - do they like sex with horses? How do they know if they never tried it?

I know what I like and I am comfortable with it. Actually I am more than comfortable just by the thought of it ;) I am not homophobic, I just do not like getting hit on by crude, unattractive strangers regardless of whether they are gay men or straight females, that I do not know from a bar of soap. Especially when they have not even looked at my site for long enough to realise I am in a different continent. Idiots.

Enough of that.

So if you want to contact me please write something interesting, and give me a reason to write back.

Currently I endeavour to answer all emails though this will change in future as the rubbish keeps increasing.

And to those who I have met through my site so far - Thanks. It is nice to meet genuine people - it is one of the reasons I started this site.

 
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