Tards Write To Me

Today I recieve an email from a fellow who must have been dropped on his head at birth, here it is:

i am writing you that im interesting in porn movie. i am 24 years-old, 183cm tall, 75kg weight. I am from xxxxxx but living in Bangkok, Thailand i can send you some photos if you are interesting to discuss more.

 

This is my contact This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it and cell +66xxxxxxxxx

Seeing as I currently have a  policy of answering every email sent to me, I thought I should be polite enough to answer this guy, since he is not being abusive just inquisitive (I do answer the abusive ones too).

What could I possibly write back to this guy? 

 

Considering the only two places I mention P0RN in any detail on my site are these two articles;

1. Thai Porn
   
2. Thailand Super Porn

It is also mentioed at the end of my Biography stating that I will not do it or nude work.

Being rather surprised at this email, and rather pissed off that the sender did not even bother to read ANY of my site to realise that I have nothing to do with this aspect of movies and secondly p0rn is illegal in Thailand and filming it here WILL land you in gaol (jail for the Yanks) no questions, no buts, no ifs. Thai gaols are not nice.

So my response?

F@#k off idiot 

Now if it was from a woman, I might have asked her to send the photos ;)