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Your Girlfriend And The Gym

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Sunday, 01 October 2006

Great you have a new girlfriend, she is hairy and ugly but in your eyes she is beautiful. What are you going to do?

I don't care.

But FFS (for 'freds' sake) don't bring her to the gym and dote over her like a love sick puppy. You act like a fool, you look like a fool and you know what everyone says "If it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck then it must be a duck", same for fools, don't let people mistake you for one

God I hate these guys in the gym almost as much as the gay guys training in their underpants...

Once upon a time I had a friend who was a serious bodybuilder, he got a new girlfriend, and OK she was cute. He started bringing her to the gym - then he started training with her.

I remember looking over from our old animal workout days and there he is laying on the bench press resting between sets while she lays on top of him and cuddles him. HARDCORE workout, NOT!

Crikey. This guy came to the gym yesterday with his obviously new girlfriend and walked around the gym in a daze in slow motion with his hands on her shoulders. I am not sure what he was doing, and I don't think he did either. She was embarrased.

He then took her to some machine and got her to do some piddly little weight while he ran over and trained a half assed set so he could run back to her before she finished her set. This continued until I left the gym. Thankfully he got a little frightened when he saw me on the Hammerstrength rowing machine with 50lb plates hanging off everywhere and kept himself and his fairy world at a slight distance.

If you are like this then OK, it is your right to make a fool of yourself, but it pains me dearly to see another male fall off the wagon in such a bad way. You'd think that having sex disconnected their brains.

In short if you want to be serious in the gym, leave your girlfriend at home, until she gets her poundages up enough to actually train with. Better yet have seperate lives, you don't have to be attached 24 hours a day - that reeks of insecurity. 

 
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