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Security Guard #1 looks extremely relieved at the arrival of his
reinforcements
Security Guard #1
Ha!
Now the tables have turned. How do you feel now? Are you ready to beg
for mercy?
Conan
Not
from you weasel
Security Guard #1 runs at Conan with his nightstick raised for
attack. He swings an overhead blow at Conan. Conan catches his wrist
in mid flight and holds it for one moment.
Conan
(Smiles)
Bad move
Conan then hits Security
Guard #1 in the head with his own Baton. Security Guard #1 eyes roll
back into his head and he passes out
A battle ensues. The heroes fight these security guards
and defeat them easily, except John. While Conan is tossing Guards
about like dolls, the others are displaying their superior martial
arts skills John is trading blow for blow with a security guard –
an even match.
The others finish the other 19 security guards and then
look at John, in a life and death struggle with this 1 security
guard.
Conan walks over grabs the security guard in a headlock
Conan
No
wonder girls beat you up
John
Do not
Conan
Do so
John
Do not
Conan still has the security guard in a headlock
Their argument is stopped by the sound of car tyres screeching
outside, they turn around and look out the glass frontage, 5 vans
pull up
Cut to:
Ext.
Condominium
5 Vans come to a screeching halt outside the condominium towers
10 bodyguards pile out of each Van and run to the front doors and
enter the building
Cut to:
Int.
Front Foyer Condominium
The Heroes start running towards different elevators and Daniel
goes to the stairwell
Dom
(Yells)
Split up and find Pooh, we'll start at the top and work down
Mike
Daniel
and I will take the lower floors, Conan, John and David start in the
middle floors
Conan and John run to the
elevators, David lagging behind
John
Conan!
What are you doing?
Conan
(Thinking)
Uhm... starting in the middle floors?
John
No!
With him (Pointing at the security guard still in a headlock as Conan
runs along)
Conan
Oh. Mi
Loo (and drops the security guard)
Bodyguards are running into
the building now.
Cut to:
Int.
Corridor Near Elevator (Conan)
Two security guards are standing near an elevator door, one is
unwrapping a foot long subway sandwich
Security Guard #3
What
are you doing? This is a code red alert
Security Guard #4
Relax
would you. Didn't you see the vans pull up, didn't you see how many
people got out? There must be like 100 guards on the ground floor
alone. No one is coming up here
Bing! The elevator makes a
noise signalling the arrival at this floor
The security guards look
around to the elevator, stupid looks on their faces
The elevator doors slide
open
Camera side view:
An arm reaches out and grabs Security Guard #4 pulls him into the
elevator. We hear a loud thump and he flyes back out of the elevator.
Security Guard #3 runs in with nightstick ready to attack. We hear
another loud thump and we see him fly out to. Next Conan steps out
looking left to right – happily munching on the subway sandwich
Cut to:
Int.
Corridor (Mike)
Mike is searching large
offices in a corridor
He goes up to a office door
opens it, it is a large luxurious office. The back wall of the office
is all glass windows.
Seated at the desk at the
back of the room (near the windows) is Kung Fu Guard with a burning
cigarette in an ashtray and a coffee on the table (he is on a break).
As he does this he is refilling his Zippo lighter with Benzene
As Mike opens the door Kung
Fu Guard is startled and spills the Benzene all over himself, he puts
the bottle on the table (on its side – we see some Benzene still
spilling out onto the floor)
Kung Fu Guard makes a
display of his impressive martial arts skills he finishes by stamping
his front foot down into a fighting pose
Kung Fu Guard
Now
you die
He picks up his (nearly
finished) cigarette and takes a huge draw on it, then throws it down
aggressively
Camera goes into slow motion: (interspersed
with clips of the burning cigarette falling)
Mike
Nooo!
Kung Fu Guard
What?
Mike
(Pointing
towards cigarette) The lighter fluid
Kung Fu Guard understands,
we see his face change from anger to surprise.
The cigarette hits the
puddle of Benzene
Kung Fu Guard catches fire,
stumbles about hits his head on something, then falls against a
window, smashing it and falling through
Mike watches in amazement,
shrugs and closes the door
Cut to:
Int.
Stairwell (Daniel)
Daniel running up the stairs, he is attacked in the stairwell.
Daniel beats these guys then enters a corridor, he does a few more
fights showcasing his skills
Cut to:
Int.
Office (John And David)
John is searching the offices, David is following him, still
holding his neck
David is looking decidedly pale and unwell
Hiding Guard #1 and Hiding Guard #2 and 3 security guards surprise
them, they retreat into a stairwell
John gets into a fight with one guard, trading blows
David kicks one guard and he goes down, hampered by having to hold
his neck the other 3 guards rush him and start struggling with him –
pushing him towards the safety rail
They then force David over the edge. David falls to the landing
below – about 5 stories in height
John
(Watching
David fall) (Smiles) Yes
The guards now all look at
John
John panics, punches the guard he is fighting and makes a run for
it.
He runs into a dead end corridor with the elevator at the end, the
guards hot on his heels. The elevator is not there
Seeing this he turns to fight, a ferocious look on his face and a
scream to match.
The guards stop about 3 meters away from him
John
(Screaming)
Come on, I'll kill you all, I'll eat your babies, I'll rip your
hearts out with my bare hands
Behind John the elevator
opens and Conan steps out.
The security guards look at
Conan standing behind John and panic, they run away
John too busy screaming at
them does not notice Conan, he thinks the security guards ran away
from him.
John screaming runs after
the security guards
Conan shrugs and gets back
into the elevator
Int.
Elevator (Conan)
Conan listening to the elevator music, a new song comes on
Conan
Oh
cool, I like this song
And he starts humming along
with a little dance
Cut to:
Int.
Front Foyer Condominium
Security Guard #1 regains consciousness, he is in the foyer, many
guards are laying around injured, more come out of the lifts limping
towards the front doors.
Security Guard #1 goes to the information desk and calls
Security Guard #1
Jeffrey,
we have a problem, these guys are too good
Jeffrey
You
incompetent idiots. Don't worry I still have a few options open
Camera pans up to reveal
Big Falang #1, Big Falang #2, Big Falang #3, Big Falang #4 and the
Chinese Brothers.
In the background is Pooh
Pooh
What
are you having problems now? I told you they would come to rescue me.
They are going to kick your fat arse.
Jeffrey
(Pulls
a gun out) Don't worry they can try their hardest, and you'll have
the pleasure of watching them die before I finish you off for once
and for all.
Cut to:
Int.
Corridors (Dom And Ron)
Dom and Ron in the elevator they are arguing over their martial
arts heroes
Ron
Van
Dam would kick Bruce Lees butt any day
Dom
You
are kidding. What is this (does motion) waaa punch then hold this
intense pose for 5 seconds. Even if you took that guy out the others
would jump him
Ron
Not if
they were scared
Dom
Bullshit
Ron
No
think about it
Bing! The elevator stops
and the door opens. Three security guards stand at the other end of
the corridor.
Dom steps out of the
elevator and then with a flourish of his hand presents the guards to
Ron
Dom
OK.
Here's your chance to show me then
The security guards are confused
Ron walks up they take fighting stances.
Ron then does a Van Dam style strike, holding the pose with
intensity. The guard goes down. The two other guards look at the guy
on the floor, then to Ron still holding his pose and then to each
other then they run away.
Dom
Damn,
that shit actually works
Cut to:
Int.
Open Plan Office (Mike)
Five security guards in a open plan office.
Mike runs at them jumps in the air and does his split kick, taking
two of them out.
A short fight follows afterwards with Mike defeating the other
three
Cut to:
Int.
Elevator (Conan)
Conan in the elevator music playing, doing a little jig
Bing. The elevator doors open.
Camera side view: A
security guard standing guard at the elevator, a huge leg comes out
and kicks the guard in the face, Conan follows through and comes into
view.
A short fight with 3 guards.
One kicks Conan, Conan grabs his leg
spins him about 180 degrees and slams him into a wall then slaps him
down.
Conan grabs another guard picks him up
and slams him into an overhead light, throws him into the ground.
The third guy is kneed repeatedly then
elbowed to the back of the head.
Cut to:
Int.
Large Foyer (John)
Four security guards that were chasing John are hiding. John is
searching the office, looking under desks, in closets, etc.
John
Come
out you cowards, I'm going to kill you
The guards are hiding near
each other whispering
Hiding Guard #1
(In
Thai) Can you see the big guy?
Hiding Guard #2
(In
Thai) No, can you?
Hiding Guard #1
(In
Thai) No, lets beat this guy up
Hiding Guard #1 turns and signals the other two guards to follow.
John meets them front on – he gets beaten up badly, his face is
bloody and bruised
John falls to the ground, as he lays there his focus is swimming
in and out, he notices a stun gun has fallen out of his cargo pants
side pocket, he grabs for it
Hiding Guard #1 comes to John
Hiding Guard #1
(In
Thai) Now we see who dies
He goes to stomp on Johns
head. John quickly reaches up zaps Hiding Guard #1 with the stun gun
on the balls.
With renewed energy John
gets up and grins, pulling out another stun gun for his other hand.
He then shocks all the
guards and wins the fight
Cut to:
Int.
Room (Dom and Ron)
Long corridor, Dom is at the end by himself
2 security guards see him and advance.
Dom
You're
shitting me this time
Ron
(From
off screen) No, it works, I saw Van Dam do it in {movie name}
As the security guards pass
through the doorway we see Ron is sitting above a doorway, doing the
splits, he drops down and karate chops the 2 security guards knocking
them out.
Dom
Wow,
it really works. Just like in the movies
8 security guards now
approach and they do a proper fight scene
Cut to:
Int.
Room (Daniel)
Does a fight scene depending upon the location. As acrobatic as
possible. Daniel wins.
Cut to:
Int.
Corridor (Conan)
Elevator, music playing, Conan waiting watching the numbers, bored
look
Conan exits the elevator walks down a corridor, a door is open, he
walks through
In the room are Brag Guard
#1 and Brag Guard #2
Brag Guard #1 has his back
to Conan
Brag Guard #1
(In
Thai) Yeah so you know the big guy they are talking about on the
radio, yeah well I beat him up down on the 3rd floor
during my coffee break. First he kicked at me but I caught his leg
then I twisted it...
Brag Guard #2
(Interrupting)
(In Thai) Hey man...
Brag Guard #1
(In
Thai) Let me finish my story for once. Then I kicked the leg I was
working on and he fell to his knees then
Brag Guard #2
(Interrupting)
(In Thai) No man, you should really listen to me...
Brag Guard #1
(In
Thai) Shut up! And then I threw a punch to his face and then I kicked
high and then..
Brag Guard #2
(In
Thai) (Pointing at Conan) LOOK!
Brag Guard #1 turns around
to face Conans chest, his eyes travel up to meet Conans.
Brag Guard #1 and Brag
Guard #2 both start screaming like little girls until out of breathe.
They look at each other scream again and then run away screaming like
little girls
Conan just stands looking
at them run away
Cut to:
Int.
Corridor (John And David)
John walking down a corridor, whislting. Security guards come out
of various doorways and try to grab him or attack him, he
nonchalantly zaps each guard as he comes close enough. About 8 guards
in total.
At the end of the corridor is a turn, David staggers around it
John
You? I
thought you were dead
David
No I
am French. Did you see Napoleon give up? No he returned from the Isle
of Elba to take leadership again and fight at the battle of Waterloo?
John
Uhmm...
Yeah, OK dude
John turns to walk off, a
look of anger on his face as he mouths an obscenity
Cut to:
Ron Turns
Int.
Jeffreys Condominium
Dom and Ron enter Jeffreys Office.
Dom
Hold
it Jeffrey, we are here to stop you
Jeffrey
Come
on guys, we can sort this out. Do you forget who your paymaster is?
Dom
The
game is up, we know what you are up to. Pooh is like our sister we
are not going to let you do this
Jeffrey
You're
mercenaries, don't tell me you have gone soft with such an easy job
for so long
I'll
pay you a big bonus – I'll pay you what you want
Take
the money - be professional
Dom takes as step towards Jeffrey, Rons arm smashes into his chest
Ron
No!
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