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Chief Detective
OK,
I'll ask you to leave the crime scene now.
Leave
your names and contact details with my assistant outside – we'll
need you for questioning later
(In
Thai) (To assistant) Take their names as they leave make sure they
don't bullshit
As everyone starts to leave
Daniel turns to Pooh {this section needs female input}
Daniel
Can I
see you again?
Pooh
What
makes you think that a rich, educated, beautiful hi-so like me would
ever be together with a no name, no money looser like you?
Daniel turns away
dejectedly, extremely sad
He takes a step and she
grabs his arm, spins him around
Pooh
Saturday
night 8pm at my home. Don't be late
Daniel
There
is no chance I'll miss that
Daniel turns around a HUGE
smile on his face and a bounce in his step
As he walks to the door Dom
stops him
Dom
What
are you smiling at? I will be there to – watching you.
Daniel
Uh, OK
As John and Conan leave we
can hear John saying
John
See
how she treated me, I saved her and see how that – no reward. She's
just jealous cause she can't have me
Cut to:
Ext.
Outside Condominium
Outside near the body Policeman #1 and Policeman #2 are standing,
the heroes pass them
John is patting the blood from his face with a cloth.
Mike
Well that didn't work, but
I have this other idea...
John
NO! That wasn't a game we
were playing here, that was serious business, we're lucky to get out
alive
Conan
That wasn't a game?
John and Mike stop and look at Conan
John looks at the cloth covered in blood then throws it to the
ground.
Policeman #2
(In
Thai) Did you see them, littering?
Policeman #1
(In Thai) Ahh, littering...
that's a 500 Baht fine
Policeman #2
(In Thai) (Excited) Can I
handle this one? Can I?
Policeman #1
(In Thai) Alright, let's
see how much you've learned
Policeman #2
(To John) (Pulls out his
ticket book) You there, littering is an on the spot fine, that'll be
500 Baht
Mike
This is unbelievable
John
Conan, take care of this
please
Conan steps forward grabs their heads and smashes them together
Cut to credits
Credits
Throughout the credits are playing mistakes and bloopers as the
credits roll
After credits finish rolling
Ext.
Condominium
Police scene in the condominium. Crime scene investigators, police
tape everywhere, police taking evidence, photos and notes.
Policeman #1 and Policeman #2 have black swollen eyes from where
their heads were banged together
In the background there is a bloody sheet draped over a body near
the door
Policeman #1
I don't thing you are ready
yet, you need to pay more attention to what I say
Policeman #2
What did I do wrong?
Policeman #1
You didn't give him “The
look”
Policeman #2
What look?
Policeman #1
This look
Policeman #1 makes a stupid face (if Mum then he does
his famous look)
Suddenly the body sits upright, the sheet falls down revealing
David, extremely pale and sickly – he looks like death warmed up,
covered in blood
David pulls the bullet from his forehead, with his other hand he
knocks on his head
(metallic sound)
David
Urrrr - metal plate.
(He looks around at
Policeman #1 and Policeman #2 looking at him) Where's my money?
Le Fin
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