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Bangkok Adenaline Script Pages 40 to 49

Sunday, 15 April 2007

Mike enters behind, he walks in, looks at Daniel, then looks at the girl, then back at Daniel

Mike clicks his fingers

Mike

Wake up lover boy, we have a job to do, come on

 

Daniel snaps too, and pushes in front of Mike to lift her by the head. Mike looks at Daniel a bit strange, pulls the covers off and picks her up by her feet

Cut to:

Int. Kitchen

A meal is half prepared on the benches, cooking ingredients lay around, half a cut up carrot is on a large chopping board. A large bottle of ketchup is on the counter.

Two chefs lay unconscious on the ground, one of them is still holding a large knife – he was chopping the carrot previously.

Conan grabs the tomato sauce and starts spraying it on the chef without the knife.



Conan

Hey check this out

John

Stop fooling around for once



John grabs the ketchup from Conan.

John is standing with the ketchup in one hand. He looks at the chef with the knife, then at the “dead” chef then back to the chef with the knife.

John bends down, laughing, and puts ketchup on the knife in the chefs hand. He stands up and surveys the scene – it looks like a murder.



Cut to:

Int. Kitchen Door

Mike and Daniel open the kitchen door and walk into kitchen, carrying the girl. Mike carries the girls feet, Daniel carries her head.

The kitchen is a complete mess, John and Conan are “sword fighting” in the kitchen with various kitchen utensils. Pots on head, big saucepan lids for shields, large spatula and ladle for weapons. They are laughing and hitting each other.

Mike and Daniel are shocked at the scene before them.



Mike

STOP IT!



Mike glares at them

John and Conan freeze and turn to face Mike, they remove their armour and sulk, walking slowly out of the kitchen, like scolded children – Conan turns back quickly picks up some food before he leaves.



Cut to:

Ext. Night. Outside Mansion - Inside Garden

The four guys are standing at the perimeter wall, Daniel and Mike carry the unconscious Pooh.



Mike

Conan go around the other side, we'll throw her over. You catch her

Conan

OK



Conan walks off



Cut to:

Ext. Night. Outside Mansion Wall - On Street

Conan is standing with arms apart facing the wall. Nearby is the car.



Mike

(Calling from the other side of the wall) Conan ready?

Conan

Yes

Mike

(Quietly from behind the wall) 1, 2, 3 – heave



Conan stands expectantly.

Pooh flys over the wall and lands 2 meters away from Conan with a heavy thud on the sidewalk.



Daniel

Conan, did you catch her?



Conan runs over and picks her up



Conan

(Looking about nervously) Yeah, yeah, everything is OK



Cut to:

Ext. Night. Outside Mansion Wall - On Street

Everyone squeezes into the car, the girl on top feet in Dons face, elbow in Conans head, and her head resting on Daniels shoulder as her cradles her.

Daniel looks into here eyes



Daniel

We can still stop this, we can take her back and still back out of this.

John

It is not only for the money,for once in our lives we will succeed.

We are all going to be rich!

Conan

Yeah, its not just the money we'll be rich too!

Mike

Lets go quick, you guys have wasted enough time already.



The car drives off.



Cut to:

Ext. Night Street

The overloaded car breaks down (or if sponsored car it runs out of gas), not far from the hideout.

Conan is trying to restart the car, the started turns over, but the engine doesn't engage, he tries 3 or 4 times.



Conan

It's not starting

Mike

Guys get out of the car, carry the girl, it's not far to the hideout.



They get out of the car, Daniel and John carry the unconscious Pooh between them.

As they are walking down the street Policeman #1 and Policeman #2 are in front of them, slowly walking towards them.



John

(Looks ahead) O ohhh

Mike

Play it cool, let me handle it... act drunk

Mike

(Speaks very bad and slow Thai to the Policemen)

Policeman #1

(In English) You speak very bad Thai, lucky for you we speak English

Policeman #2

What's going on here? What are you doing with that girl?

Policeman #1

(In Thai to Policeman #2) Hey, hey ,hey. Patience. Follow me, watch me and learn

(In English to Mike) What's going on her? What are you doing with that girl?

Mike

She is drunk, we have been to a party



Everyone acting drunk swaying a bit.



Policeman #1

(To Daniel) You look familiar

Dan

No, I am new here, I just flew in today

Policeman #1

(Suspicious) Ahh, OK.

There is a 500 Baht fine for drunk and disorderly in public

John

Rubbish, there is no such law in Thailand

Policeman #1

I am a respected member of the Police force, do you think I do not know the laws?

If you don't pay we'll have to take you to the Police Station

John

Then take us to the Police Station, this is not a law.

Mike

Shut up John, here we'll pay



Mike pulls out his wallet and pays Policeman #1 with a 500 Baht note. Policeman #2 writes a ticket and gives it to Mike.

Mike takes the ticket, looks at it



Mike

Thanks



The boys walk 2-3 metres. Mike screws up the ticket and throws it on the ground.



Policeman #1

Stop.

Mike

What now?

Policeman #1

Ah, ah, ah, littering - that's a 500 Baht fine



Policeman #2 is looking at Daniel, deep in thought. Daniel is trying his best to hide his face.



John

We already paid a 500 Baht fine

Policeman #1

But that was for drunk and disorderly, this is for littering

Mike

I'll pay. Lets just get out of here



Mike pulls out his wallet and pays again. Takes his ticket and they start to walk away.



Policeman #2

Wait! Stop! I know you!



Daniel looks startled and gets ready to run. The guys get ready for trouble



Policeman #2

Harry Potter! You look like Harry Potter.

Daniel

(Nervous laugh) Yeah yeah yeah Harry Potter



The police laugh high five each other the heroes pretend to laugh too, then hurry off



Cut to:



The Hideout

Int. The Hideout

The place is in the same state as when we last saw it, obviously the cockroaches are the appointed cleaners here, because no one else does it.

When they arrive Conan is last in, he turns to shut the door.

They are visibly relieved to be back and safe. They exhale large breathes they are all sweating, esp Daniel and John form carrying the girl and from the excitement of the whole thing.

They tie her to a chair with rope, and tie a bandanna over her eyes.



Mike

First step done guys, soon we will be rich

OK guys I am going to go to the Internet Cafe and send the ransom email

John

How are you going to send a message in Thai? otherwise they will suspect Falang

Mike

I'll use a English to Thai translation website on the internet

John take care of the car

Conan.... uh, don't move

Daniel watch the girl



Conan is eating food in the background.

Pooh wakes up, starts to panic and starts screaming.

Daniel comes over and talks to her in a soft voice.



Daniel

Shhh, Shhh. Calm down, everything it is OK, I'll look after you

Pooh

You'll look after me? Who are you?

John

We're Kidnappers

Pooh

(Screaming)What?

Daniel

Shhh, shhhh. It's OK we are not bad men. Calm down and I'll explain.

Pooh

(Arrogant) What do you want?

Daniel

We just want your father, to help us. We are not going to hurt you

Pooh

Let me go now, you don't know who I am. If you cross my father you'll be praying you were never born you filthy scumbags. I'll see to it you are locked up and the keys thrown away – if you are lucky. Have you ever been to Thai prison before?

Mike

(Interrupts) Shut up. Listen. You have been kidnapped. If you co-operate nothing will happen to you. We will hold you for ransom here until your father pays, then we will let you go. However, if you do not co-operate then we will start by breaking your fingers one by one. Do I make myself clear?

Pooh

(Silent)

Mike

(Louder) Do I make myself clear?

Pooh

(Screams back) Yes



Dan looks shocked.



Mike

(Turns to Daniel) See this is how you do it.

John

(To Pooh) So be quiet and nothing will happen to you

(To the guys) I 'm going now to take care of the car

Conan

Bye John



John and Mike leave



Daniel

(To Pooh) Don't worry, we are kidnappers, but I promise you - nothing will happen to you.



Cut to:



Wake Up Scene

Ext. Night. Mansion

Third seconds of the outside of the mansion, everything is quiet.



Cut to:

Int. Maids Cleaning Room

Butler and maid wake up slowly, then realise their situation and she starts screaming

5 second shot



Cut to:

Int. Kitchen

Chef with knife wakes up first, comes to his sense and sees the “bloody” knife and his “murdered” friend. His face shows shock (What have I done type look)

This startles the other chef who sits up with his arms extended forward (imitating a zombie coming to life)

This scares the Chef with Knife even more now he scrambles for safety screaming at the top of his lungs.

The other chef opens his eyes and sees the Chef with the “bloody” Knife in front of him and starts screaming too.

Both are scared and screaming...



Cut to:

Int. Bodyguards Room

The Bodyguards are waking up (Ron and Dom and 2 others). Ron is the last to wake.

On of the unnamed guards is slapping him awake



Ron

What happened? I fell asleep

Dom

Don't worry we all did, something happened tonight. Check the house.



Cut to:

Int. Jeffreys Office In Mansion

Jeffrey wakes up at his desk, he looks at the time. He realises something is wrong. He hits an intercom button on his desk



Jeffrey

Guards! Get your asses here now.



Dom bursts into the office shortly after.



Jeffrey

What happened? I passed out, is everything alright here

Dom

We all passed out, we are checking the house now. No valuables seem to be missing, though there is a huge mess in the kitchen.



Ron bursts into the room,he takes a second to regain his composure



Ron

Pooh is gone, her bed is a mess and nothing else is touched

Jeffrey

Gone, what do you mean gone?

Ron

She is not in her room, the bed has been slept in and we can't find her anywhere in the house or on the grounds. She is not here.



Jeffreys computer beeps.



Jeffrey

Email? Let me check

It is in Thai, I can't read it, one minute



Jeffrey checks his email and prints out the message and hands it do Dom



Dom

(Translates Email) Your daughter has been kidnapped. Our demand for the ransom is 10 million Baht. You can you can contact us via return email. No Police, no media or she dies.

Jeffrey

(Agitated) Kidnapped. They kidnapped Pooh? What am I paying you for? Are you so incompetent that you can't even watch over a little girl?



Jeffrey stops, seems to calm a little then



Jeffrey

(Ice cold) Call the Police.

Dom

We can't contact the police or they will kill her.

Jeffrey

 
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